10 Christmas Carols for Parents of Children With Special Needs

(sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas")

We'll be ill for Christmas.
You can count on that.
There'll be snot,
Oh, quite a lot,
And vomit by the vat.

Christmas Eve will find us
Fighting with the flu.
We'll be ill for Christmas,
Contagious and full of goo.

We'll be ill for Christmas.
Santa, stay away!
Don't come near,
Bad germs are here,
They'll slay you in your sleigh.

Leave us meds and tissues,
Throw them through the flue.
We'll be ill this Christmas,
Infectious and feeling blue.

Next: "Have a Hypoallergenic Christmas"

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Index: 10 Christmas Carols for Parents of Children With Special Needs

1. #1: We Won't Go
2. #2: I'm Dreaming of a Quiet Christmas
3. #3: Too-Silent Night
4. #4: Echolalia Bells
5. #5: We'll Be Ill for Christmas
6. #6: Have a Hypoallergenic Christmas
7. #7: Trouble on the Rooftop
8. #8: You Better Watch Out
9. #9: All I Want for Christmas Is a Good Night's Sleep
10. #10: There Goes Routine